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Best way to listen to the plod is to buy 'The Bill' on DVD

Or break into your local SW/PW control centre and reprogram their Airwave set to repeat onto a clear channel.

I've said too much.

or become a PCSO..... Can you do that with the same Kellogg tokens you get the Foundation licence with?

Minimum requirements for PCSO are:

1. Have been turned down for the Special Constabulary at least five times.
2. Be morbidly obese.
3. Maximum of one GCSE, but this must be in art or social media studies, pass mark over a C or in maths or English will not be acceptable.
4. Look like a sack of crap tied in the middle in a uniform, shirt hanging out and sweat stains an advantage.
5. An understanding of the RAYNET best practices is desirable but can be taught.
6. Must have no real friends and a maximum of 20 Facebook friends which must include at least 20% of cats and dogs.
7. Must be capable of drinking tea and coffee for at least 6 hours of an 8 hour shift.
8. Must not be capable of running, brisk walking may be allowed in an emergency.
9. Being thick will be an advantage.
10. Must live with your Mum and own an X-Box.

Or get a old plod MTH800 that they forgot to clear :-)